I tend to think death-match battles especially the ones for ScrewAttack! on Youtube are completely awesome! I mean who wouldn’t want to see their favorite comic book characters across the various comic universes battle it out mano-a-mano to the death? I definitely would wanna see Batman kick Captain America’s ass or the Thor’s Hammer rip the shit out of Raiden. It’s completely awesooooooooooooooooooome!!! A while back, I had an interesting debate with two of my pals about who would win in a Death match between Batman and Captain America. Before y’all start shouting in your enthusiastic “Cap would rip Batsy to shreds” comments, I want to say something….. Batman wins, the Cap sucks, end of argument. I mean come on! Sure the Cap has this super strength, faster run, agile moves and a metallic shield, but seriously, he can’t even compare to the Batman. The Batman possesses a genius-level intellect, has attained peak physical and mental conditioning, is a master martial artist, acrobat, currently the world’s greatest detective second only to Sherlock Holmes, a master escapologist, great strategist, an artful swordsman, careful tactician, and great marksman. He is also a master of stealth, a master of disguise (though this is an arguable point, but he really is!), contains a photographic memory, is highly proficient with technology ergo a trained computer hacker plus his high-tech equipment, weapons, gadgets,armor and cars. Did I mention he also built his own Bat-bots? And that he is a bloody rich vigilante??? So all you anti-Bats supporters can suck it!
To the fans loyal to the Night Blade cause, I apologize for my disappearance. I got abducted by the men in black suits (they have no official name) who thought I was an imminent threat to universal security. Took me to their underground command office for questioning. Almost got recruited, but some low-life hack stole my laptop and I lost my chance. Just kidding though. There were no dark suits but my laptop was stolen and it took me a while to get back on track. Hopefully this time I won’t be derailed again and will try and catch up on the various material I have prepared for you guys in the coming months of September till May 2015 and beyond. Thanks to my bros for helping me survive the insanity of not having a laptop and to my family for being there for me.
And yes, I was pretty much attached to that laptop. (Nerd Alert!)
Till next time. Night Blade Out. (I’d missed that! :D)