Well well well….it’s not yet over. Chances of getting lucky tonight are really high. I know I had stated my plans to not go out earlier but, a miracle happened and here I am at this relatively average restaurant on a date. Quit judging, if it were you, I bet you’d have done the same thing I did: get cleaned up, don that really handsome outfit you have and get your handsome self to the date. Enough making up of excuses. Gentlemen, let’s use this opportunity while she is in the little girl’s room to take out our wallets and check some items of the list. Okay, here we go: Spent most of my cash on pleasing my date..check. Have enough money to take you back home…check. Fancy dinner phase…complete. Movie that she loves….not yet (To be done after a short walk in town. I pray that even the thugs are out having a valentine’s date of their own, stealing from cash registers or something. I wouldn’t want to meet them in my current state). Given her your coat to shield her from the bloody cold that suddenly sprung up?…check. Anything missing yet? (Nah, it’s gone so well thus far so lets just wing it from here).
As I was walking the streets this evening before aforementioned date, I couldn’t help but notice the number of ladies who were walking with their “lucky” gents elbows locked. It was a relatively small number. The others were mostly just walking side by side with the guy making vain attempts to have his arm around her waist. There was this specific “couple” I came upon. I got to give it to the guy, he was really trying. He would begin a random and funny tale and as soon as she was engulfed in laughter, he would swoop his left arm around her waistline and use the other hand to take her right hand in his. I could tell the lady was way ahead of this guy’s thinking since every time he would bring his left arm around, she would use her right hand to counter it mid-travel and end up holding it in her hand only to let go about five seconds later (Guess who isn’t getting lucky tonight hehehe). I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the guy. But then, the tables turned when I got to our meeting point between my date and I. Man, karma is a pain in the a$$.
The first part of the date went well, amid my prayers of her not ordering anything past the measly three thousand I had in my wallet (which she didn’t). We get along pretty well. For your information, it’s that random-person-I-met-on-Saturday-who-gave-me-her-number. The crazy part is I’m sure we’ll just end up as pals. Good stuff never last in my case (like that PlayStation I had as a kid. Sad memories 😥 ). Bloody Hell. That’s the troll again. Ignore him. Tonight will be the best night I’ve had in days, the last being a week ago while my bros and I had fun out in town acting all crazy-like. Good times. 🙂
Moving on, I have to finish this here since she’ on her way back. I hope all you brothers out there are going to get as lucky or luckier than I, and no unfortunate circumstances will happen. And if you will, remember: with great opportunities come great burdens….(Hahahaha..man i really got to work on those spin-off quotes from movies more)….(That wasn’t even funny)…. Protect yourselves (that includes the ladies) and see you all tomorrow. Maybe. Night Blade out.